Conspiracy Theories

The CIA killed Kennedy

This is a very common theory. And very believable too. I mean, why not? They wanted him dead. Either the CIA did it, or they paid Lee Harvey Oswald to do it. Right after the assasination, Oswald suddenly had a few thousand dollars and went to London or some other faraway place. (Last week on Red Drawf, they went back in time and screwed things up, so in the end, Kennedy himself was the second gunmen. Geez, what those weird Brits won't think up next!)

The government makes all those alien movies to convince you that they're fake

This is one that I've always had: All those alien stories are true. The government has them made into movies so you think it's fake. Let's say that there really are alien spies living in NYC. The govenment goes to some big shot sci-fi director (Spielberg, Cameron) and says "Hey, Jim, we need you to make a blockbuster movie about alien spies living in New York City. Can you do that?" and Jim says, "Yeah, I can do that." v28 months later, 'No One Is Safe' is released. Starring Liam Neeson, Keanu Reeves, Sean Penn, Nicole Kidman, Drew Barrymore, and Tom Hanks. With a soundtrack featuring all new songs from the Foo Fighters, Rammstein, the Goo Goo Dolls, Collective Soul, Pearl Jam, U2, R.E.M., and Oasis. It opens at #1 and rakes in millions of dollars, wins 5 Oscars. No one ever suspects that it's true. It's just a movie. It's fake. Right?

The royal family is a bunch of reptilian alien hybrids