This is my U2/Buffy action adventure. It'll probably help a little bit to understand if you know who the characters in Buffy the vampire slayer are. It's really long and meaningless, so just delete this message unless you have nothing better to do than read it: I have a friend who's as obsessed with Buffy the vampire slayer as i am with U2. I don't mind Buffy and she has nothing against U2, so it works out. Anyway, I was at her house the other day. I was sitting at the coffee table writing down the lyrics to discotheque (her favoritesong) And doing it off the top of my head (I am the U2 lyrics archive(Ok not really)) cause she wanted the lyrics. She was explaining Buffy characters and who was with who, using butterfly clips to represent characters and showing who was going out with who. And I was like, "Hey, how about U2 butterflys?" And she was like "OK, get some cool colors." So I ended up with Bono the (White) Butterfly Clip,Edge the (Blue) Butterfly Clip, Adam was the pink one and Larry was green. As soon as I set them on the coffee table my friend starting pairing them up, Bono with Willow, and Buffy with Larry, (There weren't any girls left, sorry Adam and Edge) but then Angel was jealous of Larry, so Angel kept killing Larry, but Larry kept coming back. So I decided Larry should sit in my hair, where it's safe(anyway, he's a butterfly clip, that's the point) Adam and Edge ganged up and killed Angel(who came back to life anyway). And then my friend kidnapped Bono! And I was like "NOOOO! BONO!!! NO!!! HE'S MINE!!!" I chased her all around the house and then outside and all the way around the swimming pool screaming. I forget what happened after that. Then I had to go home (which is convieniently located just across the street and two houses down) This morning I went over there and again she kidnapped Bono, and put him in the freezer! She was going to keep him frozen and take him out 30 years later when the rest of them are in their 60's like the stones, but then Bono would still be young. (sounds kinda like Austin Powers) And I was like "No way man, you're gonna kill him." She went outside to check out the cat in the yard and I made a run for the freezer, and saved Bono from the ice box! After that, i kept Bono in my pocket, along with the rest of the band. We went to the movie theater and saw the Sixth Sense. we were waiting in line and I pulled Bono out of my pocket and I was like 'haha. I got bono." And she was like NO and everyone stared at us. It was funny. We went hoime and goofed off some more(What? as if this isnt goofing off?) But then she kidnapped Bono AND Edge and held them for ransom. The ransom was Adam and Larry. After chasing her around for awhile, she showed me a white and a blue butterfly. and said "How do you know this is Bono and Edge? How do you know it's not Willow and Xander?" I knew it was Willow and Xander. You know how? Cause Bono has more glitter than Willow. And Xander had a different spring than Edge.

And a couple of responses I got...

That was a wicked funny story!